phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be
More you might like
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
“
Alchemy porcelain
‘ by
Darya Kuznetsova
Hand made, witchy teapot, cups and saucers featuring her own calligraphy!
me, a professor: the reason i didn’t grade your papers yet, for those of you who dont check my snap story, is because i was at a nicki concert
